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Randall review
Quinn Levandoski


Poor, poor Randall


I suppose this isnít an experience that most people who donít review games will be able to relate to, but playing through Randall was one of the few times Iíve become angry with a game for taking my free time away from games I enjoy. I did not enjoy playing Randall. I wanted to stop playing pretty early on, and that never really changed. I wish I could have spent that time playing one of the shiny new titles I picked up during the Steam Summer Sale, and thatís not a good thing to think. Randall, an action platformer in the vein of the lovely Guacamelee, is a disappointing experience in most every regard.

Poor Platforming

Putting everything else that goes into an enjoyable game aside, the one thing a platformer needs to have above everything else is rock solid, consistent platforming. Randall, simply put, does not. It was a poor design decision to have Randallís movement distances during a number of his aerial maneuvers vary depending on how long the buttons are pressed. Iíve seen it work in other games, but it doesnít here, and itís one of many reasons why I had a difficult time getting Randall to do what I wanted him to do. Look, Iím all for punishingly difficult platformers, but thereís a right and a wrong way to do it. Difficulty should come from testing your reflexes and timing, not inconsistent controls. The former drives you to be better, while the latter drives you to boot up your copy of Super Meat Boy. Furthermore, though I might not particularly like the jumping mechanics, Iíd at least like them to work. Glitches and combination presses not registering were common occurrences, particularly with wall jumping and the hop maneuver. I honestly spent about 15 minutes on a small series of four or five jumps in the tutorial level not because of any real, designed challenge, but because every single time I tried either the hop would register as a jump or dash and get me killed, or I would just hit the wall and fall instead of doing a wall jump. Iíd honestly have turned the game off right there if I were playing under normal circumstances, but unfortunately I was forced to keep trudging.

Poor Combat

Itís an awfully bad thing if your platforming game has rubbish platforming, but at least decent combat could salvage the experience enough to still provide some fun. Unfortunately that isnít the case, with Randallís combat continuing the inconsistent, uninspired qualities Iíve already spoken to. A few more options open up later in the game, but combat encounters are mostly resolved through the use of basic hits (standard punch, low kick, and uppercut), jumping, and grabs that can separate enemies from each other. I think Randall was trying to imbue its combat with the same need for accuracy in spacing and timing as the platforming, but it never really pans out. Even with multiple attacks and abilities that I used once in awhile, more often than not I wouldnít have to use anything but my dash, jump, and basic punch to take down the standard baddies, which isnít terribly engaging or exciting. This lack of interest is only compounded by relatively inconsistent hit detection and a nasty penchant for enemies to wind up for a hit, then magically glide a bit towards you, both of which makes working your timing and spacing difficult. Itís also strange that when killed, enemies would be laying down, then quickly stand up, only to drop back down again. I suppose itís an issue of there only being one death animation that gets triggered regardless of the characterís positioning, and it doesnít affect gameplay at all, but it is silly and a bit annoying.

Poor Design and Writing

While the gameís art is decent, if not particularly exceptional, the level and environmental designs suffer from a drought of creativity. Things change a bit in each of the gameís few different areas, but none are particularly interesting or unique. Environmental obstacles, a core part of the platforming experience, donít fair any better. For example, thereís open electricity everywhere.. I had to sit and ponder a few moments what to even call the things, because they arenít real things. They arenít even electrified floor tiles or fence. Theyíre just two little protrusions that can be on just about any surface, always uniformly spaced, with open electricity flowing between them. I understand that it seems like a strange, small thing to get caught up on, but in a platformer the environments and obstacles are a major part of the experience, and having the screen constantly flooded with lazy, uninspired obstacles grew tired before I even got through the tutorial level. Tangentially, speaking of presentation and design, the writingís pretty rough. The story, focused around a mad scientist that controls people through addiction, is fine, but the dialogue extremely unnatural, and there are a number of grammar and word errors that I spotted. The humor didnít hit for me either, rarely getting funnier than ďHey there, how good does my hair look?Ē

Being that the action platformer genre is as incredibly flooded as it is, itís difficult for me to find any reason to recommend a game thatís disappointing in so many ways and exceptional in none. Contrary to what you might think, I donít enjoy writing reviews that are this negative. Even poor games are the result of a lot of peopleís long time and hard work, and it does make me feel bad to throw all of that under the bus in a quick thousand words. Thatís reality, though. Sometimes things donít work out, and Randall is a textbook example.


fun score


While the entire game isnít a dumpster fire, there isnít anything that stands out as a notable high point.


Inconsistent and glitchy platforming, boring combat, poor dialogue and humor, uninspired environments, and a forgettable story.