

by Mark Barley
BoneCraft, Porn's Answer For The Gaming World
Gamers rejoice? An upcoming gaming porn parody on both World of Warcraft and StarCraft, titled BoneCraft, is on its way from D-dub Software.
The game will see Orcs battle Space Marines for a chance to "bone" some hot elves. Piqued your interest yet?
Here's how the developer describes the game;
Somewhere, in some galaxy, a peaceful land of orcs and elves is about to be torn apart.
A mighty spacecraft hurtles through the sky, filled with invaders from a planet far away. They call themselves the Good Ol' Boys, but the elves fear nothing good will come of their visit. These drunken space marines are about to discover that the planet harbors the most precious commodity in the universe: elf pussy.
Can the elves vanquish this new enemy before they discover the secret elf brothels? Will the horny orcs be able to resist the charms of their sexy elf neighbors? And how will they defeat the most frightening enemy of all?
Make no mistake, this is an actual game not some cheap movie. D-dub Software also made the porn games "Bonetown" and "Tiger Woods Sex Game". A mighty spacecraft hurtles through the sky, filled with invaders from a planet far away. They call themselves the Good Ol' Boys, but the elves fear nothing good will come of their visit. These drunken space marines are about to discover that the planet harbors the most precious commodity in the universe: elf pussy.
Can the elves vanquish this new enemy before they discover the secret elf brothels? Will the horny orcs be able to resist the charms of their sexy elf neighbors? And how will they defeat the most frightening enemy of all?
This doesn't do anything for stereotype that says most die-hard gamers are also creepy perverts.
Via Kotaku