by Mark Barley
Donkey Kong Country Returns Pre-Order Bonuses
According to Game Informer, if you pre-order the upcoming Wii title, Donkey Kong Country Returns, you'll get an exclusive Wii-mote banana pouch.
Yes, you read that right. You'll get a replica banana pouch to put your Wii-mote in. You know what else you can do with a banana pouch? You can store it in a drawer, you can use it as a beer cozy (or a soda cozy for those of you under age), you can use it as a pencil holder, you can put a real banana in it, amongst other things. The possibilities are endless!
If sarcasm isn't your strong suit, then just completely disregard the last two sentences there.
Donkey Kong Country Returns is out exclusive for the Nintendo Wii on November 21 in the US.