In this corner: Dante Alighieri!

Apparently its not enough for the legendary poet to stitch a cross to his chest and fight the forces of hell. He gets to go wrasslin' with the folks at the WWE.

On the WWE Smackdown website, under the 'superstars' of smackdown section, Dante's profile sits sandwiched between wrestlers Curt Hawkins and David Hart Smith.

I'd certainly pay to see some wrestler dress up as the italian warrior-poet and have all his smack-talk lines taken straight from the Inferno word-for-word.