9 'system' specs not found on the Starcraft 2 box

Fans of Blizzard's newly released Starcraft 2 who bothered to read the system specs for the game thought they were well prepared for playing the game. As it turns out, the specs were far from complete. We compiled a list of 9 'system' specs that were missing from the back of the Starcraft 2 box.

1. Understanding wife, girlfriend, mother or other designated slave
(grunt over your shoulder when in need of sustenance)

2. Flexible ego
(even veterans will lose a lot, especially in the beginning)

3. Newbie friends to 'enlighten' about Starcraft
(Cannon fodder for training sessions before going online)

4. Lots of time to waste
(you won't be able to quit playing)

5. Super fast reflexes
(if you plan to play the leaderboards)

6. Game addiction clinic in 10 mile radius
(you'll need to come off it at some point)

7. Spare monitor, mouse and keyboard
(frequent losing can make emotions run high, these parts become endangered species)

8. Bag of icecubes and a bottle of aspirin
(for when you smack yourself (again) on the head, over doing something stupid... (again))

9. Intravenous supply of coffee or energy drinks
(for when your wife, girlfriend or mother or other designated slave goes on strike)